Putting Down The Rebellion in the Southern Bloggers
Written by Mark Harris on March 8th, 2005
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As Supreme Chancellor of Save The GOP,
I am alarmed by the noise of the Southern bloggers concerning the matter of secession from this Union of United Bloggers. I am order the calling up of an army of 70,000 good union men in order to put down this rebellion. I have appointed Gen. Alexander to lead the army, and under his command will be Gen. McCormack and the other union sympathetic members, who wish not to tear assunder the blog nation their forefathers worked so hard to bring about on this continent.
The first battle in what I expect to be a short, nearly bloodless war has been joined here, but I expect with our supperior union forces we shall open many fronts on which the Southern disloyals will be unable to maintain their presence. We shall have a march to the ‘net!
Signed,
Mark Harris
Supreme Chancellor of Save The GOP
[Hint: It's a joke]
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