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Nemesis?

Written by Andrew on October 12th, 2006

Earth’s Orbit Causes Extinction

I propose a massive federal program to thwart this menace. Maybe a space lariat thrown around the moon or something.

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  1. Oct
    12
    11:27
    AM
    Langley

    Save the rodents! I propose an additional 3% “Save the Earth’s Orbit” tax on our income. The revenues wouldn’t do anything useful, we’d just use it to buy “orbit credits” from other countries to make ourselves feel all warm inside.

    Because Kyoto was such a good model for this kind of crisis.

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