McCain Campaign Slogans
Written by YellowJacket on January 10th, 2008FrankJ at IMAO has a list of funny possible campaign slogans for Sen. John McCain should he become the Republican nominee, and they are pretty good.
My personal favorites:
You hate him; he hates you; now lets kick some foreigner ass.
He’ll screw over terrorists even more than he screws over Republicans.
Today’s challenges require the leadership of a cranky old bastard.
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this is stupid. i am looking for the REAL slogan for McCain for a freakin project. maybe you should get a life.
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for real
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I was also looking for real slogans for a project… but this is HILARIOUS!! Haha! That was good.
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god i was looking for real slogains too. i got a freakin project due soon. and i need one!!!!!!!!
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Haha, man some people are touchy about a humorous post aren’t they?
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I’m not going to waste my time to leave a threatening reply about how ridiculous this is that someone actually took the time to create a post on possible campaign slogans for McCain. I won’t even mention that this person is obviously bored with his life but I would do the exact same thing if I was bored. So, in other words, I didn’t even take the time to write a reply on how silly this is. I’m not here.
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yea ummm
i need a real slogan. and ur not funny.
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Bizarre.
If I, for one, were looking for the official McCain slogan (which, by the way, I’m not), I’d probably go to JohnMcCain.com instead of randomly poking around the blogosphere.
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haha, yall are uptight, dang. I’m also looking for a real slogan for a project but gee, I mean, I wonder what yall do on myspace and facebook in your spare time on the computer.
hypocrites.
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wow….really tho? Is dis really da best way YOU can spend your spare time….? dang, how bout trying to grow up some…. P.S. I too was looking for a REAL slogan so I can do dis project so I can graduate from high school!!! CLASS OF ‘08!!!
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The same commenter said this:
“dang, how bout trying to grow up some…”
And this:
“… Is dis really da…” “…so I can do dis project…”
Wow. I weep for education.
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get rid of B O
deodorants wont help you
vote for John McCain
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“Because the GOP Doesn’t Care about Family Values Anymore”
“Why Not the Second Worst?”
“No Matter What He Says Today, and No Matter What He Does to This Country Tomorrow, You Can’t Question His Patriotism Because of Something that Happened 35 Years Ago. Join the Get-out-of-jail-free Card Campaign. Join John McCain.”
“A Candidate You Can Trust… to Piss You Off”
“Often Wrong, but Never in Doubt”
“He’ll Fight for Change that You Don’t Want… But He’ll Fight!”
“The Favorite Republican of Everyone Who Hates Republicans” (slightly adapted from one of George Will’s columns)
“Because Elephants Always Forget”
“Self-righteous Condescension and Sermonizing Hypocrisy Since 1982″
“He Shoved a 92-year-old Man on the Floor of the Senate. Don’t Think He Won’t Hurt You if You Don’t Vote for Him.”
“Join the Fight Against the ‘Big Bad Guys,’ the Pharmaceutical Industry–Vote for John McCain”
“Don’t Let the Iranians Think We’ve Learned Our Lesson from Iraq. Vote for a Leader Who’ll Bring More Catastrophic Wars.”
“A Candidate So Tough, He Can Destroy the Southern Border, the American Constitution, and What’s Left of the Middle East at the Same Time… with His Hands Behind His Back.”
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“Because Bush Wasn’t Liberal Enough.”
“Reaching Out to Americans All Across the Fruited Plain–from the Left to the Hardcore Left”
“Sure, He Doesn’t Know Anything about the Economy… But He Was a P.O.W.”
“Sure, He’s a Lying Demagogue with a Hair-trigger Temper Who Also Thinks He’s Jesus Christ… But He Was a P.O.W.”
“He’ll Ruin the Economy Forever with Cap-and-Trade… But at Least He Doesn’t Have a ‘D’ Next to His Name!”
“Vote for McCain. You Have No Choice.”
“Don’t Be a Maverick. Fall in Line and Vote McCain.”
“Party Loyalty is for Thee, Not for Me.”
“Because, Really, Where Else Are You Gonna Go?”
“Sure, He Voted Against You. But You Have to Vote for Him.”
“He Says He Has a Plan to Win the War. And it’s Such a Good Plan, He Won’t Tell You What it is. That’s Integrity. Vote McCain. Because, as He Always Reminds You, He Tells the Truth.”
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Some kids have not been getting enough sleep! Maybe you shouldn’t wait until the last minute to get your homework done. Then it won’t be so stressful. My favorite slogan for McCain comes out of him reminding me of the cranky old man who wouldn’t let you retrieve your baseball when it went over his fence. I think McCain should have lawn signs made that say: “Hey, you kids, get off my lawn!”
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inflate Obama
appoint him world president
then elect McCain
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Oh man. Ya’ll crack me up! I’m working on a project too, but this is still hysterical. Hmmm, what about:
“Vote Maccain, Bomb Iran, Then Total World Domination”
“Because You Want An Old Dude Who Probably Had His License Revoked In Charge Of The Missiles”
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Dionne,
If your going to Dis on McCain at least spell his name right!
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that is dumb!!! i have a computer assignment to do! So grow up!
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wow, you are real cool
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Here is a good one I saw for Obama:
Soft on Terrorists. Tough on Fetuses.
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ur slogan suck it up america…ur sick i dnt hate yhu i disslike yhu…dnt take it in a bad way …BUT I LOVE OBAMA SO GET USE 2 IT…..’VOTE OBAMA OR DIE’
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I got one for both:
Vote for Mc.Cain or don’t vote at all.
Vote for Obama for a better tomorrow.
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yall stupid I need a slogan for a project be real and give me the freakin slogan like obama did.
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i was looking for the real slogan for a project but this was just a waste of time
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Who are all these people?
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If you google “McCain campaign slogans” this is the first page on the list.
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Oh, neat-o. Good for you guys, being the first page on Google.
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haha i need the real slogans for a project due tomorrow too but this is pretty funny.
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I was doing a project too and this is real dump I can not belive this.Mine is due 10-29-08 to ms. moorman my s.s teacher for 8th at eej [OMG!!] [I hate the person that made this site.] maaaaaaaaan!!!!!!
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I’m thinking the same thing as Corey
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wow i have a project to do and then you have to do this wow ever heard get a life
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holy cow people take a break you people are complaining about him haveing nothing better to do and here u are with your fat ass on the computer to practice be fore you preach!!!
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dont be insane, vote mccain
im a mccainiac :]