May 29th, 2008

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Possible Ice-breakers for Obama and Ahmadinejad

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

Considering that Barry will be sitting down with the Iranian president, I am going to boldly predict the opening discussion:

Ahmadinejad: Death to Israel.

Barry: My uncle liberated the Nazi concentration camp at Auschwitz.

Ahmadinejad: No he didn’t.

Barry: Ok, I was lying. It was the Nazi concentration camp at Buchenwald.

Ahmadinejad: No he didn’t.

Barry: He didn’t?

Ahmadinejad: There were no concentration camps. This is a Zionist fable.

Barry: I see.

Ahmadinejad: Israel is a stinking corpse.