Possible Ice-breakers for Obama and Ahmadinejad
Written by ChemistryDave on May 29th, 2008Considering that Barry will be sitting down with the Iranian president, I am going to boldly predict the opening discussion:
Ahmadinejad: Death to Israel.
Barry: My uncle liberated the Nazi concentration camp at Auschwitz.
Ahmadinejad: No he didn’t.
Barry: Ok, I was lying. It was the Nazi concentration camp at Buchenwald.
Ahmadinejad: No he didn’t.
Barry: He didn’t?
Ahmadinejad: There were no concentration camps. This is a Zionist fable.
Barry: I see.
Ahmadinejad: Israel is a stinking corpse.
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Wait, is this a conversation between Barry and Ahmadinejad or Barry and Jimmy the Peanut?
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You misspelled Israel.
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You mean Barry The First and Barry Jr.?
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Not once but twice. Gracias.