This Baltimore Sun piece from last week is priceless:
With Sen. Barack Obama retaining a slight lead in the polls, Sen. John McCain today threw caution to the wind and made one of the most audacious running-mate choices in American political history. Seeking to gain the most media exposure bang for the buck, the Arizona senator and presumptive Republican presidential nominee has asked Ronald Reagan to join his ticket.
“I carefully considered all the possible candidates,” said Mr. McCain. “And it was clear to me that Reagan beat them all, hands down. None of these guys today can hold a candle to the Gipper, dead or alive.”
When questioned about Ronald Reagan’s current breathing abilities, Senator McCain became visibly annoyed and reacted angrily.
“Yeah, duh, he’s dead,” said Mr. McCain. “So frigging what? He’s going to be the vice president. It’s not like we’re asking him to do anything productive.”
And wait, thats not all:
To counter Mr. McCain’s surprise move, Barack Obama made his own unconventional choice for a vice presidential running mate: himself.
“That’s right,” said Senator Obama. “After vetting the short list of potential Democrats, it was blindingly obvious that I was by far the most qualified.”
When questioned about the impossibility of succeeding himself as president if he dies in office, Mr. Obama assured American voters that in the unlikely event that he did die, he could just about guarantee a resurrection by the third day.