Pure Pwnage
Written by Mike on July 11th, 2005EDIT: I have written a response here to those of you disputing our right to use the term ‘pwnage’ on this site.
What happens when Ron Reagan Jr. gets into a debate with someone who is vastly more intelligent than he could ever hope to be? Well, just watch the video courtesy of The Political Teen. Or read the transcript at Radio Blogger. From Discarded Lies:
RR: Christopher, I’m not sure that I buy the idea that these attacks are a sign that we’re actually winning the war on terror. I mean, how many more victories like this do we really want to endure?
CH: Well, it depends on how you think it started, sir. I mean, these movements had taken over Afghanistan, had very nearly taken over Algeria, in a extremely bloody war which actually was eventually won by Algerian society. They had sent death squads to try and kill my friend Salman Rushdie, for the offense of writing a novel in England. They had sent death squads to Austria and Germany, the Iranians had, for example, to try and kill Kurdish Muslim leaders there. If you make the mistake that I thought I heard you making just before we came on the air, of attributing rationality or a motive to this, and to say that it’s about anything but itself, you make a great mistake, and you end up where you ended up, saying that the cause of terrorism is fighting against it, the root cause, I mean. Now, you even said, extraordinarily to me, that there was no terrorist problem in Iraq before 2003. Do you know nothing about the subject at all? Do you wonder how Mr. Zarqawi got there under the rule of Saddam Hussein? Have you ever heard of Abu Nidal?
At this point Ron ignited into flames.
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Ron should really stick to stem cells.
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An issue where he displays an equally bad grasp of the facts. Ron should stick to something that doesn’t require much heavy thought.
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He’s still on TV?????
How much longer can this last?
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Yeah, he needs to stick to ballet.
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So what he’s saying is that terrorists have attacked against people before. Now how exactly does that mean that we’re winning the war right now (the original question which Ron asked) ?
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like WTF does this have to do with pure-pwnage?
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ya u n00bs this has nothing to do with Pure Pwnage.
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o i forgot go to http://www.purepwnage.com they awesome vids.
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lawl… googled pure pwnage and this came up rofl
PurePwnage.com ftw though.
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dis is lyke total n00b-n355 i was lyke googling pure pwnage cause they is 1337 and all but this n00b-n355 comes up and i’m lyke dubya tea ef mayte.
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change teh title or prepared to get h4×0r3d n00000000000000zero00000bs
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yeh, same here, just googling around for the 8th episode which was supposed to be released today, yet im still waiting
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Apparently the 8th Episode of PP got delayed by 12 hours.
Wont be released for a little while still.
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me too lol!!!!!!
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y3ah leik omfg me 2 roflmao!!11bittorrent i s0 teh slow cuz like i only have 1.8 % rofl. BTW i culd pwn jeremy in street fighter II lyke nasty sty1e if ne1 lives in a real country like american and plays SF2 hit me up ryan32880 AIM rofl gg no re
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ya man, pwnage indeed. lol at teh lamers wha think they can be 1337 and old at teh same time.
meh.
ep 8 rocked hardcore.
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roflolmao wtf. i google pure pwnage and i get this bs. if i iver find out who wrote this im gona pwn them hard.
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yeah this site should like totally be renamed to totaln00bage.com cause everyone here is like totally n00bified.
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dude liek I know, damn nOObs need to like die rofl rofl
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Is the title above deliberately misleading?
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lets sue the n00bs for false advetising!! rolf episode 8 pwns
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ok wtf u guys r n00bs….First off, I said “ya u n00bs this has nothing to do with Pure Pwnage.” Then I said “o i forgot go to http://www.purepwnage.com they awesome vids.”
And then you argue about the term “pwnage” when I was clearly reffering to the awesome videos called “Pure Pwnage”…which you took the name of to name your article here. If you had any sense to acctually read the posts you would have known this.
Pwned.
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wow Pure Pwnage is game terms Regan go get a new name you tottal n00b
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ok and Pure Pwnage is teh shit FPS Doug for ever
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doodz pure pwnage sucks, doug sucks, and so does jeremy…. GOP 4 life
-Paul Michael Schummer
Saint Clair Shores, MI 48080
(586) 722-4624
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123pU131IC012Z 4 1IF3Z0125!!!!!
-Richard R. Rowan
Saint Clair Shores, MI 48080
(586) 776-5661
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teh h4x
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I need to watch my mouth.
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pure pwnage is teh pwnage man!!!111!!!!!!
how do you not like it?
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rolfomfglol.
this 5ite i5 liek totally h4xed so teh n00bs can pwn regans scrawny a$$
-SweatyBox
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You guys should read this before you bash Pure Pwnage: http://www.tgdaily.com/2005/08/10/how_to_turn_a_slacking_gamer_into_an_internet_movie_star/
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